May 15th, 2012 at 8:50 am
The robber A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: ‘Stop! Acts 2:38! (Acts 2:38 (ESV) says “Repent and be baptized every one of you in [...]
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April 20th, 2012 at 8:58 am
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. "I can’t do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube." "Okay, we’ll just get a [...]
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